My new housemates are going to be so excited to live with me
Until I go into a trance of psychosis and LSD and write all over my walls in blood and shit and scream bloody murder for Satan to take my body at 3am.
That I am
And above all else
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
Trying to show Beau random hotties walking by my job on FaceTime.
Maybe moving into the Haus Of Bananas for sexy queer fun times, and significantly less money.
Moving is so scary and exhilarating.
Being an adult pretty much sucks. Bar isn’t worth it.
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
reblog if your url is your name in real life
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange